twinkpop:

when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven

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colleenclarkart:

Look at this terrifying self portrait I did for my portrait drawing class last semester and never uploaded!!! It’s called “Good Morning” and it is about how makeup is difficult and scary.

shouthorayforhoa:

niggasandcomputers:

averagewhitegirl:

dashondubstep:

Illuminati. Watch out everyone

This shit got me scared.

Where the lie?

hahahahahahahaha. 

todazetomsawyer:

Mikey replied to my tweet and i just

angelblaines:

The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best

kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

MILLIONCLARAS