How come fandom spends so much time sorting characters into Hogwarts houses, but not discussing what the characters’ boggarts would be?
why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
you know when a boy compliments you and you kind of accidentally fall in love with him for like 2 days