when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven
Look at this terrifying self portrait I did for my portrait drawing class last semester and never uploaded!!! It’s called “Good Morning” and it is about how makeup is difficult and scary.
Illuminati. Watch out everyone
This shit got me scared.
Where the lie?
Mikey replied to my tweet and i just
The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best
when ur going to the mall
and u actually have money
Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland
Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”
well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish