comin4dabooty:

"Whats ur zodiac sign?"

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me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste
mom: finish the one you have sweetie
me: it's empty
mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*

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me in 2012: *tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*
me in 2014: *tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*

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another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

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#hotassatansballsouthere #sacrepublic #makingsomuchmoney

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follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

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chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

i won’t lie

i am in fact an “attention whore”

i need to feel like i actually matter to people

i need to feel like i’m not a totally horrible person

i need to feel like there are people who love me

because i’m certainly not gonna do it myself

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netlfix:

netlfix:

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

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