ziamdynasty:

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amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..

I’m laughing my fucking ass off

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"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."

- A novel written by me. (via llttlemermaid)

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pagingme:

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

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my brother left because there was no room on the chair

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#ugh

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arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

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shuttlecock-blocked:

september 30th

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october 1st 

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